What do you call a woman who knows where her husband is every night?

I would think she probably spends to much time obsessing over this. If I did'nt trust my husband then I would have a hard time keeping him around.

I'M NOT A WIDOW AND I KNOW WHERE MY HUSBAND IS ALL THE TIME....ITS THESE LITTLE THINGS CALLED TRUST AND LOYALTY....I KNOW ITS VERY UNCOMMON THESE DAYS BUT IT DOES STILL HAPPEN!!!!!!!!!!!!

I thought this was just a joke...I got a laugh :)
I have noticed that tension is quite high on this site.